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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:18
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
No way
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
What are some sex stories from your college days?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is truer than that which is true?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some common historical misconceptions?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons